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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4957 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
lolz, so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz like, all the other servers are like sooo yesterday, ya know? like, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop, like how crazy is that?! and the best part is, you can ride them into battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers? it’s like a party down there 24/7, you gotta check it out!
plus, on this server, we have a special event every full moon where all the players turn into werewolves and have to hunt down the mods for extra loot. it’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with furrier participants!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! trust me, you won’t regret it!
