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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2025 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and talking cows that tell jokes all day long. our dungeons are filled with dancing skeletons and singing creepers. you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next!
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a super intelligent llama who can speak 10 different languages? yeah, he’s pretty much a genius. so come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky, alien-inspired minecraft server!