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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8123 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from a magic wand. our dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples.
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. our moderators are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells to protect our server from griefers and trolls.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have a world generated by AI where anything is possible?
