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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Zombie Dances: 1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Dimension Hops: 12
Secret Passages Found: 3 Animals Bred: 199
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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