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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8082 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
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