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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3285 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!