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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9131 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2109 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a house out of TNT and somehow managed to survive the explosion – now that’s dedication! And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a massive chicken jousting tournament in the sky.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you in stitches from laughing so hard, then come join us! Just beware of the prankster who likes to replace all your diamond blocks with obsidian – trust us, it’s all in good fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!