CraftyAdviceMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Towns Built:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Crops Grown:	5765	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Items Found:	4627	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crops Grown:	9286	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Votes:	864

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	65	Crops Grown:	9142
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	255157
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1