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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7364 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that players have reported finding diamond blocks in the shape of a dancing llama, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.
But the best part? The most ridiculous advice actually works here! Want to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots? Go for it! Want to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and lava? It’s totally possible!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!