CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Animals Bred:	73
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Buildings Constructed:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	458	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	124	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3574
Farms Harvested:	135	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Towns Built:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mines Excavated:	2686	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crops Grown:	4428	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!