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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5911 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 451 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the best advice you’ll ever receive is to never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Seriously, those feathered fiends are up to no good!
We have epic events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69 where the sheep rose up against their human overlords and demanded better grazing conditions. It was a woolly war like no other!
So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust us, it never ends well.