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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8698 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 4851 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.
Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?