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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1436 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 71 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.
Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?