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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4628 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6282 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 72 |
In our server, you’ll find yourself battling mobs while juggling a mortgage and a midlife crisis. Build your dream house while dealing with virtual midlife crises like buying a sports car or getting a questionable tattoo.
Join now and see how your 30s in Minecraft are a whole new level of chaos and hilarity! Who knew adulting could be this fun in a blocky world?