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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5213 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 914 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?
Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!