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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1236 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9808 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They traveled to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature with a fleece made of pure diamonds. Rumor has it that whoever finds and shears the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a WILD adventure filled with GLITCHES, TREASURES, and SHENANIGANS galore! Trust us, you won’t regret it. LOLZ guaranteed!