Crafty XCI Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers!

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6064	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	4398	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	247	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Towns Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	6666	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
New Chunks Explored:	277920	Farms Harvested:	419
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	34	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	797	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	879

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!