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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5831 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 989 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 596731 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 288 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! That’s right, a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you can defeat it, all the treasure is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding sheep as weapons! It’s shear madness, I tell you!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a hidden village populated entirely by talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world! Join them in their quest for bovine domination!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, watch out for those laser-eyed chickens!