Crafty Uber Blocks – Where driving meets building in the most hilarious way possible!

blocks, Boring, building, career, comfortable, Crafty, Crypto, Driving, Engineering, Financial goals, hilarious, income, INTERESTING, Investment, Job, long hours, meets, opportunity, salary, savings, side hustle, stress free, Uber, uber driver, uberwagie, work-life balance, zero stress

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can be an uber driver by day, stacking up those sweet crypto coins, and an engineering genius by night, all while avoiding the dreaded “long hours” listed in the job description. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in our virtual world? Join us now and start living the dream!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Towns Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ores Mined:	2092	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	417
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	770183	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!