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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 1065 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 162 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!