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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2168 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 299 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!