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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7240 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you have to bounce your way to victory.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!