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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5809 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 1485 |
Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!
