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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8248 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
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