If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Magical Moments Shared: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Zombie Dances: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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