If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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