Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 156 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
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