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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1110 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Emeralds Found: | 8888 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
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Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.
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