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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6176 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8437 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!