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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7408 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 2373 |
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.