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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5525 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3351 | Magic Items Found: | 3152 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.