Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

A, collectors, Crafty, Edition, Tax, taxar, taxar te voy, taxar te voy a, taxar voy a, te voy, te voy a, te voy a taxar, te voy a taxar voy a, te.., Voy, voy a, voy a taxar, voy a taxar te, voy a taxar te voy a

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Hopela – Survival

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/300	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2099
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Star Shards Collected:	74
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	1308
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Farms Harvested:	871	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	9375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1888	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/400	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/700	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

play.infinitemc.net