Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	577
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	9474	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	5541	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6006

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4454	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	433	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9855	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	397307
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dimension Hops:	4
New Chunks Explored:	262397	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609