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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4096 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Emeralds Found: | 604 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).
