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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Farms Harvested:	852
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Star Shards Collected:	83	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crops Grown:	7534	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

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Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Star Shards Collected:	134	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Potions Brewed:	114

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Farms Harvested:	966
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188