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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4003 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7593 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).