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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4614 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 743 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1687 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).