Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	New Chunks Explored:	876833
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crops Grown:	3754

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crops Grown:	5917
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Towns Built:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	41	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594