Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crops Grown:	6362	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Villages Defended:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Votes:	1061	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	1657	Alien Abductions:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Divine Spears Created:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Items Found:	7861
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Votes:	976	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	20

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8108	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2791	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com