Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	95	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	181	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

mc.dreamcraftmc.uk

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

mc.nightwolfmc.com

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ores Mined:	9224
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	380

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

elysium.mysrv.us

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

lokalcraft.com:25571

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3544
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	253	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Emeralds Found:	3178
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Farms Harvested:	285	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	160
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city