Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5319	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Votes:	7060	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	6937

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	9034
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Villages Defended:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	50	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	458321
Star Shards Collected:	89	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6441	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6172	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Farms Harvested:	439

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	3650

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

play.lootcraft.org