Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	5426
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Crops Grown:	7355	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Potions Brewed:	153	Love Letters Sent:	18

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Farms Harvested:	957
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	94
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Potions Brewed:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	1927	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	201
Buildings Constructed:	40	Votes:	6560
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Towns Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Farms Harvested:	345
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5101	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net