Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	169335	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7836	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	803	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mines Excavated:	3362
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
New Chunks Explored:	861174	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	145
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2139
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	7138
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	371066	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6635	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	3

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6434	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Towns Built:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	313
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crops Grown:	9697
Enchantments Applied:	88	Votes:	8948
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

mapucraft.com

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

play.mclegion.net

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net