Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

LuminarMC

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to LuminarMC – where the skies are limitless and the challenges are boundless! Embark on an unparalleled journey through our uniquely crafted Skyblock and Prison realms, where every step you take leads to new adventures and opportunities.

In our Skyblock universe, experience the thrill of starting from scratch on your very own island, but with a twist! LuminarMC offers a bespoke Skyblock experience, featuring custom items, cosmetics, and a resource world teeming with possibilities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the Skyblock scene, there’s always something fresh to discover and conquer in our ever-evolving sky realm.

But the excitement doesn’t end there! Delve into the depths of our Prison realm, where strategy and cunning are your greatest allies. Work your way up the ranks, navigating through an intricate network of challenges and obstacles, all while forging alliances and rivalries with fellow inmates. Can you rise to the top and claim your rightful place among the elite?

At LuminarMC, we pride ourselves on providing a dynamic and engaging multiplayer experience like no other. With dedicated staff, regular events, and a vibrant community of players, there’s never a dull moment on our servers.

So why wait? Join us today and start your journey to greatness on LuminarMC. Your adventure awaits!

luminarmc.com

UnDisturbed

Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3454
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Survival server that is more fun and with more gameplay than the typical SMP server? That’s exactly what you will find with us! The 400+ custom enchants we have provide many new directions for developing your set of armor and tools! Factions will help you protect your house from attacks, as to expand your faction you need more members and power, which is earned through PvP. Speaking of PvP, we have a huge PvP spawn hole as well as many warps for PvP, and not forgetting our Duels mini server! /server duels The gameplay doesn’t end there! The server has Free Ranks that give you advantages! They each have their own kit, great for PvP, allow for more sethomes, and the higher ones give bonus commands! The Custom Bosses in the server are our interpretation of Raids, where you need friends and a team to beat them! They appear twice a week when we have Events! Events? Yes, on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, as long as there are enough players. Worried that we are one of many pay to win servers? On the contrary, just the opposite! The rewards we give to each donor are cosmetic ONLY! Do you have the bedrock edition? You can enter again! ip: play.undisturbed.eu bedrock ip: play.undisturbed.eu:19132 or phone.undisturbed.eu Come and have a nice game!

play.undisturbed.eu

TrixVanilla

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crops Grown:	6076	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to TrixVanilla!, a simple vanilla server with so many gadgets! so what are you waiting for? TrixVanilla.lol

TrixVanilla.lol

Skyblock Survival

Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

play.skyblock.net

DanverCraft

Cross-Play, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	8254	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392

Join on our moded survival server where your magical journye begins explore, conquer and thrive in the world of endless possibilities!

Features: • Levels • CoinsShop • AngelChest • Afkrewards • Tools Skins • Custom Fishing • Quests • ChatGames • Join now to see more features we have!

danvercraft.playsurvival.me

Frantic Me

PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to Frantic Me!

Frantic Me! is a semi-vanilla Minecraft Java Edition server. The server is setup for Survival in a PvE setting. We have PvP arenas available for usage as well if that’s your thing.

Our server is more on the vanilla side of semi-vanilla and features a fairly minimal set of plugins. The most game-changing plugin we have right now is just to allow spawn shops to be manned by NPCs. If you are looking for a server that sticks close to vanilla principles, you’ve found your home!

This server is great for you if you’re looking for a friendly, brand new community to play with! Frantic Me was a top server during 2010-2011, and is back again in 2020!

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Server Registration and Rankings

Frantic Me! is a graylist server, meaning you need to register in order to build. This helps to reduce the amount of griefers that join the server. Registration is 100% free and can be done right here.

Be sure to visit our website for more information!

play.planetdanet.com

Mythic Miner RPG

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Farms Harvested:	188
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Server Address mc.MythicMiner.info

Welcome to Mythic Miner! Our world has unlimited possibilities and endless fun for all types of gamers. Players can upgrade their skills using the MCMMO stats, Earn $ through in-game jobs and Set up shops to gain profit. Some other features include: Land Claiming, SlimeFun, Upgrade-able Battle Pets, Gambling , Contests, Battle arenas, Mini games, Arcade games and much much more!!

Mc.MythicMiner.Info

Fortune Craft

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to the Fortune Craft Network!

Fortune Craft is a place where others can play together, create amazing memories and have fun all at the same time with a variety of game modes ranging from: Survival, SkyWars and Creative – the choice is truly yours!

To emphasise our commitment to community and an active player base we even have Bedrock Support which allows both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Players to play in the exact same world, on the exact same server, at the exact same time! This includes the ability to play on your: Xbox, PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, Mobile and also PC!

The Fortune Craft Network is proudly ran by Streamer and YouTuber – PhuzzyBond. Who strives for a Family Friendly environment where players of all ages can enjoy games together at once, and our Fortune Mods goal is to maintain that and keep the experience great for all!

We have an active community over on Discord with over 16K Members where you can stay up to date on Updates, Announcements, Server Maintenance, Creative Competitions and even chat directly from Discord to people playing at the time!When it comes to performance that is our highest priority to make sure everything runs smooth like butter, and thanks to our partnership with DedicatedMC we can do that with a secluded Dedicated Box used purely for the Network itself!

Active updates and custom plugins make Fortune Craft a truly unique experience that differs from any Server you’ve played before, and a purely vanilla based Survival Server to mix both regular Vanilla and a slightly modded experience creates the perfect balance to make it the most enjoyable Survival Experience you’ve had thus far!

Now what are you waiting for?… Join FortuneCraft today and delve deep into what the Network holds for you! Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ThePhuzz

fortunecraft.dedimc.io

CTEC World

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

No1. Fun Fun Fun NZ Server, Survival, Start from the sea, make it to land to start your adventure. Disguise your self as anything. This survival at it best.

mc.ctec.co.nz

SkyGames

Cross-Play, OneBlock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195

SkyGames! Your OneBlock server for all times! What do we offer? Crates Shop Auction House Warps Jobs Ranks Giveaways And more!

Please join our server, if you think this is cool!

play.skygames.nl

survival.lilbloop.net

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

DONT USE THE PORT NUMBER JOIN –> survival.lilbloop.net Welcome to [survival.lilbloop.net] – A Thriving Survival Adventure!

Embark on an epic journey in our immersive and dynamic survival server that brings Minecraft to a whole new level. [Your Server Name] offers a rich and engaging gameplay experience, combining classic survival elements with exciting features like economy, claims, homes, vaults, rewards, PVP, roleplay, and an extensive rank system.

Join [survival.lilbloop.net] today and experience a survival server like no other. Whether you’re a casual player or a dedicated veteran, there’s always something new and exciting waiting for you. Forge alliances, build epic structures, and become a legend in our ever-expanding Minecraft universe!

Server IP: [survival.lilbloop.net] Version 1.20.4 Discord: [https://discord.gg/m8KRAZTA6z]

Website: [survivalshop.lilbloop.net]

survival.lilbloop.net:25566

NeoEDM

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	132	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

We are a Lands Server! With custom world generation and Soon to be more! We Support a GLHF community, which we will upkeep to everyone that joins. So this means were a safe community, and will help any group that asks for help!

We’re always there to help and constantly change stuff for the players to have fun, our drive is for players to enjoy playing and not paying!

We Hope ya’ll will have fun on NeoEDM!

neoedm.apexmc.co

Minecraft Endless

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to Minecraft Endless – where survival meets commerce in Minecraft! Explore our challenging survival map filled with diverse landscapes. Need supplies? Visit our shop for essentials and rare items. Or head to the auction house for thrilling bids and rare finds. Team up with friends or brave the wilderness alone, but always stay sharp – danger awaits at every turn. Join us on Minecraft Endless for the ultimate survival experience with a twist of commerce!

play.themajesticnetwork.com

SeniorMc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

play.seniormc.fun

Block Piece

PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Potions Brewed:	174
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Join the Grand Voyage in Block Piece: The Ultimate One Piece Minecraft Server!

Ahoy, brave adventurers! Are you ready to set sail on a journey through the vast oceans of the Minecraft world? Embark on an epic quest to discover the secrets of the Grand Line, where legends, treasures, and battles await in Block Piece!

Battle and Conquer: Challenge fearsome pirates, Marines, and deadly creatures in thrilling combat! Hone your skills and become the strongest crew on the server. Only the bravest will prevail in this world of danger and excitement!

Build Your Empire: Found your very own pirate base or a magnificent Marine fortress. Construct impressive structures, create farms, and establish your territory to claim dominance in the vast Minecraft world.

Form Alliances: Forge unbreakable alliances with other pirate crews or the valiant Marines. Team up to take down legendary bosses, conquer territories, and ensure your supremacy reigns supreme!

Compete for Glory: Participate in exciting server-wide events and competitions to earn fantastic rewards, recognition, and the admiration of fellow players.

Are you prepared to forge your legacy in the world of Block Piece? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

blockpiece.xyz