Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Towns Built:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Magic Items Found:	6957
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Star Shards Collected:	201
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	6494	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1754	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2332	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

play.minecassia.net