Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magic Items Found:	5312	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	6586
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5702
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	529671	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Alien Abductions:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Spears Created:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	6967
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ores Mined:	6793
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Potions Brewed:	99	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	745460	Void Gems Collected:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org