Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Farms Harvested:	293
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Runes Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Emeralds Found:	503

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Votes:	8114
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	1221
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Star Shards Collected:	201	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	739

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2591
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	3899
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	275
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	29

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	9282	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com