Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	6223
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5743
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mines Excavated:	2302	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ores Mined:	7935
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Items Found:	1605	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	226
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com