Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Void Armor Forged:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Animals Bred:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	277
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Votes:	6886
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	547967	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2671	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	94
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	153	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	6115
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	303245	Magic Items Found:	3717
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Potions Brewed:	167	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net