Crafty Taliban Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Dragon Eggs Found:	4542
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

laworld.apexmc.co:25576

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Potions Brewed:	34
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Votes:	7593	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	170
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	3153	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Zombie Dances:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchantments Applied:	249

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Void Gems Collected:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8334	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	2308
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Crops Grown:	3836	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	131
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

play.mcarcadia.com